A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!" The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

sigh...getting lazy recently liao...dun blog as much as i did previously. Yun say i san1 fen1 zhong1 re4 du4....hmmm, not quite true leh...just that am quite tired recently. Oh yes, Jim is back to work 2day after 2 weeks holiday in Spore. Can u imagine how he feels? He grumbled and grumbled like a kid...saying he dun want to go back to work...haha!

joel kept making a lot of noises today. Dunno is it he is unwell or what..how nice if he can talk. Then at least we know exactly what's wrong with him... it's very hard and tormenting to guess what's wrong with him. One thing for sure, he is unwell or else he won't be behaving like that!!

Weather is turning cold recently. it suns in the morning and rains in the afternoon... becoming a routine liao. the mood seems to be like the weather too, very gloomy leh. Dunno why? just feel very very sian....Hate the routine lifestyle, day in day out. Maybe my back started to ache again..certainly my mood. One move one bend becomes very painful for me...got to rely on painkillers again. Can't imagine in 5 - 10 yrs down the road, dunno how and what would happen to me by then...i hate life!!

Went swimming @ YS place on 24 Nov. The water is really COLD. no joke about it. Though the sun is hot, the water is icy cold. Joel kept shivering for about 5 - 1 minutes and daddy got to hold him tight and slowly let him adjust to the water.
See... he is really enjoying himself! He loves swimming.

Now we can let go of him to let him swim on his own..... As for me....it took me quite a while to go into the water....it's icy cold.....dun see me fleshy fleshy like that, i can be very useless one... :-)

19 Nov - Sunday
weather was very hot. so decided to stay home instead of bringing joel out. worried that he might fall sick due to the hot weather. 2gu of cos won't stay home lah....out she goes for her shopping spree. I must really kowtow to her...she is one who can shop from morning to night...(without buying things). I must admit that i am a lousy shopper. B4 i could reach the mall, i start to feel tired liao....and when it comes to big crowd, my temper will change and affect my shopping mood. 2gu can really shop from one destination to another, almost covering spore major malls in a day.....

so we stayed home with our parents in law. I cooked a dish, mum in law cooked some. it turned out to be fantastic, better than buying outside. joel seemed to enjoy the dinner we cooked too...he finished almost everything on the plate...make my day when he eat a lot.

20 Nov - Monday
weather wasn't that good...a bit gloomy... rained heavily in the afternoon. Jim is still on leave for the whole week...he went back to shop in the afternoon to clear some work b4 it pile like mountain. 7gu is also on leave today. good to see her around cos joel likes her very much, he enjoys her singing...though she kept singing the same old songs again and again. She is the only one who really dotes on joel so much....she won't allow the rest of the kids to make noise when joel is sleeping...

Oh, i suddenly felt sick in the afternoon....nose started running. feverish and lethargic. took some medicine and layed in bed. luckily jim was able to come home in time to pick joel from ah ma house. if not, dun think i got the energy to even stand still, let alone having to carry joel.

cooked a little porridge for dinner.. with bottled pickles and canned peanuts. felt better liao. gotta help yun to post her blog too....hope one day she has the freedom to go online soon!!!

Just finished watching ANTM tonight last episode liao. going to rest after this....so that tmr i can spend time with joel.

Riddles for the day:-

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

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its a saturday! Scotching hot in the morning again....too bad i dare not leave my clothes out in the sun cos we are bringing Joel out. Dare not risk anymore...weather changes like women these days...anytime from sunny to rainy.....better dun play play huh...

We went to Guan Yin Temple at Si Ma Lu...very crowded. Make a quick offering and praying and quickly siam....hop over to BJ for a walk...walao...equally crowded!! Maybe of the school holidays, people are out for shopping spree..

When we got home, the sun was still scotching hot...aiyah, wasted hor, if i let it sun, the clothes would have dried by now...never mind, next time lor.

Dunno what happened to joel today?? No appetite...but drank plenty of water. Maybe cos of the weather....hopes he gets better tomorrow.

Jim is still holidaying in Spore....its been such a long time that he stays home for week (clearing leave b4 the company confiscate them)...next week another week at home.....can't imagine how he feels when he gets back to work the week after...haha sure buay tahan wan!!!

Anyway, have a good weekend!!!

missed last nite post again! Sorry! too busy liao...was busying re-arranging the furniture and spring cleaning at the same time. Since jim is off, might as well make use of the time to help clean up the house hor?

Yesterday evening brought joel to TP for a walk after dinner...bot some groceries at ntuc. Took some pics at the same time.

That's jim & joel...nice ba? Joel was in a happy mood yesterday...not much fuss from him like b4. Maybe he prefer to shop in the evening than daytime...cooler maybe!? ^*^

Ok...gtg...lots of things to do again. to be cont'd ......

so glad that joel is back to his happy chirpy way liao...still on medication and hopes he can recover fully soon! went to KK to replenish Joel's medicine again....hate it man! The tones of medicine really irks me...especially they are going into joel's stomach!! Hope he can stop taking all these real soon.....

Jim is attending his boss (irene) farewell celebration...karaoke....hehe...think he can sing?? No thanks! Hope he dun get himself too drunk...

Oh, yun got me homework again!! She got so much to say in her blog, especially with so many pics to post (pic taken with her new 6280)......

am now watching project runway....quite interesting show. the judges can be very mean with their critism on the participants....think this is common in the states...in spore, dun think pple can take it openly....

Oh i hv been missing post recently...Joel is not well. Poor boy, he did not sleep even for a second the whole nite thru. He was moaning and moaning, with tears in his eyes...it so tormenting for us cos we really dun know what's wrong with him...whether is he having headache? stomach ache? or what? Tired and exhausted trying to keep our eyes open to keep him company, sametime trying to keep our mind cool not to lose our temper. We knew he must be hurting somewhere or else he won't be like that.

By 6am...he had seizures (expected cos this happen when he doesn't get enough sleep). Then he managed to sleep until 12noon. Brought him to the doc immediately he woke up. Luckily after medication and sleep, he is much better liao.

We are all exhausted too....Jim, 2gu and I slept throughout the afternoon too. Really, I have come to a point that one must stay healthy in order to be happy. Cos each time Joel falls ill, our hearts fall ill too....

Jim is clearing leave these few days. Glad that he is around, his presence certainly give me more strength to take care of Joel and to continue living on.....

Nice picture right? look like a post card hor? This is taken by Ang Lina when she was in Japan last month....the ship is really beautiful!

Oh yeah...i miss one post yesterday....was really really unwell!! No doc on sat so got to tahan until this morning...waited for more than an hour to see the doctor. Much better liao. Really, its good to be healthy...poor never mind, but when you are ill, no matter how much money you have also of no use.

ok, be back tonight (unless I am very ill again)!

wait a minute....joke for today:
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck!

oh oh time flies! It's coming to the end of the week again! School holidays are coming, christmas is around the corner....another year is going to end soon....day after day, year after year....why life is so dreadful? Why do humans gotta go thru this routine life style....*sigh*

It's a hot morning....very hot! The sun is scorching hot, really! It makes us very lethargic..and drowsy! joel it tired too! He woke up late this morning around 8am +....and in the afternoon 2 of us took a nap at 2pm. Joel was really in deep sleep....no matter how i try to wake him up around 4pm, he was still snoring all the way....think he must be very tired.

Me too...still feeling sleepy despite the nap this afternoon....dunno y? Ok, gtg... haven't shower yet. Ciao. Have a good weekend 2mr!

It's 0911 today!!! Oh no! Not US terrorism day....it's JOEL's birthday!!! he is 11 this year...that's this birthday cake!! Yummy! Everyone luvs the cake......its a pic of the face of pig...cos he is born in the year of pig.

We had a small celebration in the evening...7gu and 5gu came home from work in time to join us. The kids (yun &SJ) have already gone home. Anyway, we kept some for them when they come tomorrow. Wish Joel good health...good health and good health!

Wahaha for 2dae:

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She answers, "Your horse called."

Just for laugh:-

Jack and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jack suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jack out.When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jack, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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Jim is off from 2dae till Wed. His workplace is undergoing some reno work. Last nite he reached home ard 3.30am....of cos i was already snoring liao....so let him sleep longer this morning. I was at the market this morning, and this guy in tua bei gong outfit stopped me and asked me to by 8972, $10...sure open wan....hahaha!!! the last time he asked me buy 9168 and truly after 1 - 2 draws it opened topar 8619 2nd prize...sob sob i din buy.....this time round maybe try a bit hor...

I went out for a while this afternoon...though raining, i still went ahead. I like to go out on rainy days so that i dun have to perspire so much....really hate it when i sweat a lot...I was a orchard but did not get anything. B4 i reach there, i was already very tired..lousy man! Maybe i am not that type who enjoys shopping.....i usually think ahead where to go and what to buy, grab and go! no window shopping for me... oh maybe when i become rich, i will enjoy shopping by then, who noes??

Reached home around 6pm +....very tired! gtg, very sleepy liao. nitez!

It's a tired sundae! Dunno y? maybe the psi is a bit high todae...and the weather is humid...makes one feel very sleepy! Jim starts work at 5pm today..what a weird hour rite? Cos his shop is undergoing some reno work and will be closed for 3 days. So he and colleagues will have to pack up the shop when it closes tonite. It's going to be after midnite work....tired man!

2gu is very lucky, last nite she hit the lucky star when cai shen ye looked for her...she kena our woodland unit #8157 which came out first prize...this is not the first time she kena this number. Sigh.. we own the flat but never kena instead.....not our luck! Miie also not bad lah, kena ibet 2nd prize, still got $166. It's was a mistake actually. I dint know i kena until i checked the ticket and realised that i actually bot the wrong #... blessing in disguise.....hope tonite be lucky again. It's our sweetie birthday next week (both chinese and ang moh dates fall in the same week), really hope to strike a little so that we can give him a better celebration...din even buy him new clothes yet...sorry darrling....will pay you back when mummy and daddy are better off, k! Meanwhile just continue to enjoy our love and care which $ cannot be bought, k!

..to be cont'd!

I'm back! Helped Yun to add the Goong's song to her Goong's blog...it matches perfectly! I am amazed with my super skills too! Hope she likes it, no I am sure she'll like it cos she is a goong lurver!

Hmmmm...tonite xue4 ben3 wu2 gui1.....so sad! Anyway, ming2 tian1 hui4 gen4 hao3...rite? i like Kenneth's jokes for today.......so i decided to put it at my blog :

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
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VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED"
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OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
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NAMES OF WIVES
A man had 4 wives, and he called his...4th wife..... baby dol, l3rd wife.....china doll, 2nd wife.....barbie doll, and his 1st wife..... PANADOL!

Wahaha wahaha! :D

It's weekend again! Adults are out shopping again! Today ah ma's house is very quiet, just the 2 elderly, 2gu, joel and I. Weather is a bit gloomy.....very humid! It's so frustrating cos the whole body was like sticky sticky....dunno how many sets of clothes i've changed for the whole day...worse than having a fashion show...

I hate weekend tv programmes....it sucks man! None of them are interesting.....so bored! Anyway I have a basket of clothes for ironing...enough to keep me occupied till midnite. Oh Joel must be very tired, at this point @ about 10pm....he is already zzzZZZ! Good nite, sweetie!

Another piece of sad news for today!!....sob sob... weep weep! Finally Princess Yun beat me in the reversi game....I couldn't believe it!! She must have been practising secretly with dunno who and with her determination and never say die spirit....she finally BEAT me!!! I better buck up....have my revenge soon!!

Oh no..its coming to the end of the week again....Jim is off today. Supposed to go for his meeting this morning but i wasn't feeling well, so he dint go. Morning sun is fantastic! Most of the fabrics are out there sun bathing.....

While jaga-ing the clothes, i decided to change my skin....dun really noe how..but try lor...trial and error, that's how life is about, isn't it? Finally, it got it changed. I like it very much! very impressed with myself...hehehe....with my favourite boyzone song...."everyday i love you"......

Sumone joked on the song....weep weep...so i tot change to diana ross "if we hold on together".....

be back tonight....

i really muz tell u guys about the dream last nite I had...can't helped laughing... here it goes...

I dreamt of being caught in a spider web...really big spider webs...and sort of entangled within it. I HATE SPIDER WEB....it's transparent....unlike in picture pple always draw in black... so i was trying hard to get out of it... i tried with all my might to grasp them and flipped over my head with 2 hands.....and suddenly Jim got a shock: hey what are you doing? why are u covering your head with your blanket? I woke up and realised that i actually flipped the blanket (i/o the spider web) over my head....hahaha...funny or not? Huh? not meh? Looked at the clock...was already 2.30am! Poor Jim got to constantly sleep in fear next to me, isn't? Who noes one day i might hammer him on his head.....wahaha....

@ 5.30am my alarm rang. It's time for Jim to get up, he has to reach shop by 7am for some reno work. Joel has school too! However, he was not well upon reaching school. Started shivering and the temperature rose to 38deg. Sign of seizures but was quite different from the past. Anyway we brought him home without attending the lesson...oppps he's missing his swimming lesson again.

Luckily, after medication, he was much better. Ate a little for lunch and he is now zzzZZing... i just woke up frm my short nap too! Very tired..maybe last nite catch too many spiders...very exhausted! OK, that's about all for this afternoon......anything new will update tonight again....be back soon!

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today is Jim's off day....we brought Joel to Si Ma Lu to pray, and to Bugis Junction for shopping. Not really shopping cos we noe Joel hates tat...we just make a quick trip there and packet food for joel's lunch. The taxi driver who took us there and the one who took us home were both wonderful. It really makes a lot of difference in the mood by the driver's attitude.

Joel & Jim stayed at ah ma's hse in the afternoon while I went back home to some chores, took a short nap in the afternoon. Think age is really catching up... these days a short trip out of the house becomes very tiring.

Oh yes..today got to help Princess Y to do posting again....poor ger can't have as much freedom as she would like... i will by all means help her as much as i could.

Tmr I will need to bring joel to school, for swimming lesson. Jim has to work. So it's going to be another tired day for me.. hope weather is good tmr.

seeya!