Just for laugh:-
Jack and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jack suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jack out.When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jack, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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Jim is off from 2dae till Wed. His workplace is undergoing some reno work. Last nite he reached home ard 3.30am....of cos i was already snoring liao....so let him sleep longer this morning. I was at the market this morning, and this guy in tua bei gong outfit stopped me and asked me to by 8972, $10...sure open wan....hahaha!!! the last time he asked me buy 9168 and truly after 1 - 2 draws it opened topar 8619 2nd prize...sob sob i din buy.....this time round maybe try a bit hor...
I went out for a while this afternoon...though raining, i still went ahead. I like to go out on rainy days so that i dun have to perspire so much....really hate it when i sweat a lot...I was a orchard but did not get anything. B4 i reach there, i was already very tired..lousy man! Maybe i am not that type who enjoys shopping.....i usually think ahead where to go and what to buy, grab and go! no window shopping for me... oh maybe when i become rich, i will enjoy shopping by then, who noes??
Reached home around 6pm +....very tired! gtg, very sleepy liao. nitez!
